Belariath

Be warned! Anything I put in here is likely to be complete drivel that amuses no one except myself!

Mister Tweezer
Teaser geezer
Had a wife
But couldn't please 'er
Cut the head right off a horse
Cut the dick off, which was worse
Used the head to make a stew
Used the dong on you know who
Mister Tweezer
Reprobate
Has a wife
Who can't walk straight

Very amusing...poor lass...pretty graphic image in my mind.

A lady in here, TLI
played a fairy who just would not fly
Though a magical stick
AKA a big dick
had her floating quite high in the sky

Really hungry when it was all done
she admitted that sex could be fun
Then up off her back,
wiping cum from her crack
she went somewhere in search of a bun

In the midst of the roleplaying fun
there was something quite odd, said her mun
When up in the sky
I heard Daedalus cry
"Look out, you're too close to the sun!"

How tricky to put the topic Not to read, caught my attention right away to click on it.

Glad the poor fairy found a way to fly witty limerick.

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When the Mafia wanted recourse
Against a traitorous stool-pigeon horse
They took Mister Ed
And they chopped off his head
He's called Mister Dead now, of course

Super-heroine Chinese must fight
wearing costumes that are far too tight.
That's the gist of a show;
it's on TV, you know
and called Wii Ping and Wei Ling Tonight

(with apologies to the ghost of Bob Marley!)

Witty,amusing, and Mr. Dead brought images of both the Godfather and Mr. Ed show to mind. Poetic Injustice made me wonder where Bob Marley fit in, but that's what Google's for and I will be looking it up.

Tehya wrote:Witty,amusing, and Mr. Dead brought images of both the Godfather and Mr. Ed show to mind. Poetic Injustice made me wonder where Bob Marley fit in, but that's what Google's for and I will be looking it up.

I think it's a reference to the Wailers ...

Oh dear... did you really think it was that basic? Or is the beautiful music of Bob Marley forgotten already?

Well OK, Wii Ping and Wei Ling Tonight

Check out the lyrics of Burnin and Lootin

And if you don't know the music of Marley and that Rastafarianism involes more than wearing a colorful hat and smoking dope, a suitable introduction could be found here

I find your choice of music... disturbing.. Please, no stereo in our bedroom, love

Laughs and agrees with L

I have to admit to not being wholly au fait with the entire Bob Marley repetoire but those that I do know I generally like, with some being in my all-time favourite list (e.g., Redemption Song). I'd've thought that a bit of reggae could be useful with/for the rhythm method ...

The only stereo would be if you managed to clone yourself love, and it wouldn't be exactly music even if it was musical.

Well I can pretend to have that much stamina. It's what guys do