Re: Miranda's song book
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:52 pm
*grins* Why indeed!
Um..*coughs*
Stormbringer
A song about, well, Stormbringer I suppose...which Miranda sang in a false beard with a gruff Yorkshire accent..
Well me names Stormbringer and I rule over this land;
And you'd better do what I say or you'll feel the back of me hand!
Now up in the palace, I keep an eye on this place,
Even though you lot ain't seen much of me face.
Stormbringer! I'm everywhere; Stormbringer! To see me is rare! Stormbringer! Of your troubles I don't care...
So I like to wear a fancy crown just there *points to her head*;
It comes in sodding handy to hide my receding hair.
Getting on in years ain't so neat;
I've ate so much food I can't see me feet! *slaps her fake belly*
Stormbringer! Ah the tales that have been told; Stormbringer! I'm brave and bald; Stormbringer! Well I'm getting old...
I have my choice of all the birds in this place;
and I might be ugly but I 'ave me beard to hide me face.
Hey don't mock - don't be rude;
Me beards bloody handy for keeping spare food!
I'm Stormbringer! Me beard contains spare treats; I'm Stormbringer! Hey I like to eat!; Stormbringer! *looks over her shoulder at a chair* I wonder if I can still fit in me seat?
If I see a bird I like I know how to put on the charm;
Show her me belly and flex the tattoos on my arm;
I'll fuck any gal; I'll beat any chap;
And now I'm getting on I'll then go for a nap!"
I'm Stormbringer! You can stare; I'm Stormbringer! I've said I don't care; Stormbringer! *looks vaguely worried* Could someone help me up the stairs?
I saw this bird one night and she looked fit
Even though out of the two of us I had the bigger tits;
Not like that! You bloody rubes!
I was talking about my damned man boobs!
I'm Stormbringer! I'm still the best I'm Stormbringer! I've grown flabby breasts!; I'm Stormbringer! *look down at her chest* Oh..I need a bigger vest...
So I asked her straight did she fancy a bounce?
She must have weighed sixteen stone, give or take an ounce.
I had some help to get on;
But those sort of details aren't for this song!
I'm Stormbringer! She was a double E cup; I'm Stormbringer!I can still get it up; I'm Stormbringer! *pats her groin* Can someone help me to clean up?
I do what I like, you can't say no;
At the end of the day it's my fookin' show.
Don't you wish you could be like me?
Plenty of crumpet* and a rest before tea?
I'm Stormbringer! My tales of life I'll share; I'm Stormbringer! I use to have flair; I'm Stormbringer! Now I like an easy chair! I'm Stormbringer!
*This is a Brit double-entrendre of course. Crumpet being a word for boffing as well as the food stuff
Um..*coughs*
Stormbringer
A song about, well, Stormbringer I suppose...which Miranda sang in a false beard with a gruff Yorkshire accent..
Well me names Stormbringer and I rule over this land;
And you'd better do what I say or you'll feel the back of me hand!
Now up in the palace, I keep an eye on this place,
Even though you lot ain't seen much of me face.
Stormbringer! I'm everywhere; Stormbringer! To see me is rare! Stormbringer! Of your troubles I don't care...
So I like to wear a fancy crown just there *points to her head*;
It comes in sodding handy to hide my receding hair.
Getting on in years ain't so neat;
I've ate so much food I can't see me feet! *slaps her fake belly*
Stormbringer! Ah the tales that have been told; Stormbringer! I'm brave and bald; Stormbringer! Well I'm getting old...
I have my choice of all the birds in this place;
and I might be ugly but I 'ave me beard to hide me face.
Hey don't mock - don't be rude;
Me beards bloody handy for keeping spare food!
I'm Stormbringer! Me beard contains spare treats; I'm Stormbringer! Hey I like to eat!; Stormbringer! *looks over her shoulder at a chair* I wonder if I can still fit in me seat?
If I see a bird I like I know how to put on the charm;
Show her me belly and flex the tattoos on my arm;
I'll fuck any gal; I'll beat any chap;
And now I'm getting on I'll then go for a nap!"
I'm Stormbringer! You can stare; I'm Stormbringer! I've said I don't care; Stormbringer! *looks vaguely worried* Could someone help me up the stairs?
I saw this bird one night and she looked fit
Even though out of the two of us I had the bigger tits;
Not like that! You bloody rubes!
I was talking about my damned man boobs!
I'm Stormbringer! I'm still the best I'm Stormbringer! I've grown flabby breasts!; I'm Stormbringer! *look down at her chest* Oh..I need a bigger vest...
So I asked her straight did she fancy a bounce?
She must have weighed sixteen stone, give or take an ounce.
I had some help to get on;
But those sort of details aren't for this song!
I'm Stormbringer! She was a double E cup; I'm Stormbringer!I can still get it up; I'm Stormbringer! *pats her groin* Can someone help me to clean up?
I do what I like, you can't say no;
At the end of the day it's my fookin' show.
Don't you wish you could be like me?
Plenty of crumpet* and a rest before tea?
I'm Stormbringer! My tales of life I'll share; I'm Stormbringer! I use to have flair; I'm Stormbringer! Now I like an easy chair! I'm Stormbringer!
*This is a Brit double-entrendre of course. Crumpet being a word for boffing as well as the food stuff