June 4th Topic 'Humor'

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June 4th Topic 'Humor'

Postby Tehya on Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:34 pm

This week's topic is "Humor" submit your stories, poems, Art, and photography. There is a prize for entries and this doesn't have to be TLI based.
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Re: June 4th Topic 'Humor'

Postby Stormbringer on Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:20 pm

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Vlad The Derailer
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Charm’d magic casements, opening on the foam
Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn

(John Keats)
Check your baggage at the door and bring some magic through your
window onto the world of Belariath
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Re: June 4th Topic 'Humor'

Postby Tehya on Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:13 pm

SB Very funny that's a lot of weaponry :P
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Re: June 4th Topic 'Humor'

Postby Tehya on Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:57 pm

Baby You're Not All That

You’re not all that
Yeah you have long hair
Nice and black
Your lips are kissable
But you’re not all that

Your body is hot
Your promises are not
Your behind is firm
You make me squirm
But Baby …
You’re still …not all that

Those pants cling tight
You shake your booty at night
I can take you or leave you
Resist you or kiss you
But Baby
You're still not all that

Your tongue is long
and part of this song
You're take-away lips
I sure do miss
But Baby
You're still not all that

We cuddle at night
One sided is right
I cover my nose
From the smell of your toes
But Baby
You're still not all that

You laugh at my fright
Whip the covers
over me tight
I smell again and struggle within
as you hold the blanket over my head
Saying 'YOU are not all that!"
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Re: June 4th Topic 'Humor'

Postby Isilindil on Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:01 pm

Here we go. The true Laki revealed
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Re: June 4th Topic 'Humor'

Postby Tehya on Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:39 pm

LOL poor Laki revealed!
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