26 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

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26 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

Postby Lindor on Mon Aug 27, 2018 5:58 am

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.

2. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

6. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.

7. The facts, although interesting are irrelevant.

8. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

10. Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

16. If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

17. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

18. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

19. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

20. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

21. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

22. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

23. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

24. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

25. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

26. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing.
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Re: 26 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

Postby Ehlanna on Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:14 am

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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Re: 26 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

Postby Stormbringer on Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:45 am

A snitch in time saves crime
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Charm’d magic casements, opening on the foam
Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn

(John Keats)
Check your baggage at the door and bring some magic through your
window onto the world of Belariath
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Re: 26 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

Postby Rebecca of Valaris on Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:45 am

Stormbringer wrote:A snitch in time saves crime


Asimov short story?
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Re: 26 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

Postby L`aquera on Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:28 am

=D> =D> =D>
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Don't breath, don't think.. for I am the shadow that will forever over take you..
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Re: 26 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

Postby Stormbringer on Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:04 pm

Rebecca of Valaris wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:A snitch in time saves crime


Asimov short story?


He stole it from me!
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Re: 26 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

Postby Lindor on Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:33 pm

:lol:
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Re: 26 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

Postby Rebecca of Valaris on Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:37 pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Rebecca of Valaris wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:A snitch in time saves crime


Asimov short story?


He stole it from me!


The fiend!

*starts working out ages on her fingers.....and, incredibly, refrains from making any of her two volumes of old people jokes.....* :wink:
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