BUTTHURT REPORT

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BUTTHURT REPORT

Postby Tawny on Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:12 am

BUTTHURT REPORT FORM
(INTERNET VERSION)

DATE AND TIME THAT YOU EXPERINCED BUTTHURT _________________________

PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT

[] Live Journal Blog
[] Message Board Post
[] Comment Thread
[] Chat Room
[] Blog Post
[] LoLCat
[] Random Joke/Cartoon/News Item That You Found
[] Other (Please Specify)

PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT

[] Someone made a blog post that I didn't agree with.
[] Someone posted a cartoon or drawing I didn't like.
[] Someone wrote a story or anecdote that brought up bad memories and made me cry.
[] Someone mucked up my storyline in RP.
[] I found Out my internet-boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me using an alias.
[] Someone posted porngraphy and sullied my innocent virgin eyes.
[] Someone posted porngraphy and my boss was it.
[] I lost an arguement in a chat room.
[] I asked for critique on my art/writing and got it.
[] Other (please describe: use the back of this form and/or attach a seperate sheet as necessary)

(Y) (N) Were there tears?
(Y) (N) Was there permanent metal scarring from the butthurt?
(Y) (N) Was there lost sleep from the butthurt?
(Y) (N) Did you miss work or arrive late due to the butthurt?
(Y) (N) Were forced to employ a coping mechanism such as switching off your computer or going outside for a while?
(Y) (N) Were there emergency phone call or text messages that cost you minutes?
(Y) (N) Was there any incidents of Carpar Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up long-ass Butthurt rebuttals?

PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CASUED THE BUTTHURT

[] They are big mean poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever or at least until they learn that I am right and superior and they are wrong and should bow down and worship me.
[] They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own front porch.
[] They and their like deserve to be rounded up and herded into concentration camps.
[] There should be laws to punish people like that.
[] They should be kicked out of America, becasue we're the home of the free and we just dont DO shit like that here.
[] They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world,and also so I can have access to all their personal infromation so I can stak them.
[] All of the above.

DID YOU TAKE ACTIONS YOURSELF REGUARDNG THE BUTTHURT?

[] I wrote a six thousand word response detailing the extent of my butthurt and emailed it to them or posted it in the blog comments
[] I sent an incoherent flame to them from a dummy account.
[] I used a spam program to send then muiltple flame emails.
[] I organized a DDoS attack on their server/website.
[] I got all my bestest friends together and organized a flamewar.
[] I created new email/LJ accounts for the specific purpose of flaming this person.
[] I posted this person's RL information everywhere I could think of. They'll get a molotov cocktail through their bedroom window sooner or later, and that'll teach them to mess with me.
[] I realized that arguing on the internet is usally pointless and found something else to do with my time.
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