To the tune of ...

[Ehlanna]

With apologies to Sam Cooke:

(Ho'! Ah!) I hear something saying (Ho'! Ah!)

(Ho'! Ah!)(Well don't you know)
That's the sound of the men,
Working in the Kain, ga-ang
That's the sound of the men,
Working in the Kain, gang

All day long they're fucking (Ho'! Ah!)

(Well don't you know)
That's the sound of the men,
Working in the Kain, ga-ang
That's the sound of the men,
Working in the Kain, gang

All day long they fuck so hard till the sun is going down
Working in the moriels and chitots and wearing, wearing a frown
You hear they moaning their lives away
Then you hear somebody say

That's the sound of the men,
Working in the Kain, ga-ang
That's the sound of the men,
Working in the Kain, gang

Can't you hear them fucking, mmm (Ho'! Ah!)
I'm going home one of these days
I'm going home, see my woman
Whom I love so dear
But meanwhile I gotta fuck right here

(Well don't you know)
That's the sound of the men,
Working in the Kain, ga-ang
That's the sound of the men,
Working in the Kain, gang

All day long they're fucking, mmm (Ho'! Ah!)
My dick is so hard
Give me water
I'm horny, my dick is so hard
Woah ooo
My dick is so hard

[Tehya]

Applauds loudly!