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Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:01 am
by Ehlanna
Miranda wrote:Oh Gods...I don't know whether to try and up my game or call it a day! Wonderful :)

Up yer game, wench! ;) (Not that you need to!)

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 2:00 pm
by Tehya
That was too good :P

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:15 am
by Ehlanna
With apologies to Queen ...
Slutty girl Slutty girl Slutty girl
I want to ride my Slutty girl Slutty girl Slutty girl
I want to ride my Slutty girl
I want to ride my girl
I want to ride my Slutty girl
I want to ride her where I like

You say black; I say white
You say bark; I say bite
You say kitten; I say, Hey man
Dreams was never my scene
And I don't like Drak Sen
You say Rolls; I say Royce
You say Elf; give me a choice!
You say High; I say Moriel!
I don't believe in Kerrigan
Callie Volopa or Scathien
All I wanna do is

Slutty girl Slutty girl Slutty girl
I want to ride my Slutty girl Slutty girl Slutty girl
I want to ride my Slutty girl
I want to ride my girl
I want to ride my Slutty girl
I want to ride my

Slutty girl races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be ridden today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks! Get set! Go!
Slutty girl race Slutty girl race Slutty girl race
Slutty girl Slutty girl Slutty girl want to ride my Slutty girl
Slutty girl Slutty girl Slutty girl
Slutty girl race

You say spank; I say pain
You say John; I say payin'
Hot dog, I say, Cool it man
I don't wanna be the Emperor of Valencia
You say smile; I say cheese
MMR; I say please
Income tax; I say Reeve
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Thallis or Valencia
Cause all I want to do is

Slutty girl Slutty girl Slutty girl
I want to ride my Slutty girl Slutty girl Slutty girl
I want to ride my Slutty girl
I want to ride my girl
I want to ride my Slutty girl
I want to ride it where I like

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:03 pm
by Tehya
Very good and yay Queen my favorite.

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:52 pm
by Stormbringer
Hello, hello...

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:21 pm
by Ehlanna
Boringly, another 'Yesterday' ...

Miranda all my orgasms seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they've gone away.
Oh, I blame that Miranda.

Suddenly, I'm not half the elf I used to be.
There's a moriel hanging over me.
Oh, Miranda came suddenly.

Why she had to cum?
I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I licked something wrong.
Now I long for Miranda.

Miranda love was such an pricey game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I blame that Miranda.

Why she had to cum?
I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I licked something wrong.
Now I long for Miranda.

Miranda love was such an pricey game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I blame that Miranda.

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:37 pm
by Ehlanna
With very little change, and with apologies to Lindisfarne:

Nymph playing magician sitting lotus on the floor
Belly dancing beauty with a spell driven sword
Had my share of nightmares, didn't think there could be much more
Then in walked Rodrick Usher with the Lady Ehlanna

She tied my eyes with ribbon of a silken ghostly thread
I gazed with trouble vision on an old four poster bed
Where Ehlanna had risen to kiss the neck below my head
And bid me come along with her to the land of the dancing dead

But it's all right, Lady Ehlanna
All right, Lady Ehlanna
I'm all right where I am

She gazed with loving beauty like a mother to a son
Like living, dying, seeing, being all rolled into one
Then all at once I heard some music playing in my bones
The same old song I'd heard for years, reminding me of home

But it's all right, Lady Ehlanna
All right, Lady Ehlanna
I'm all right where I am

Then creeping on towards me, licking lips with tongues of fire
A host of golden Duessa screaming lust and base desire
And when it seemed for certain that the screams could get no higher
I heard a voice above the rest screaming 'You're a liar'

But it's all right, Lady Ehlanna
All right, Lady Ehlanna
I'm all right here in your arms

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:46 am
by Miranda
Ehlanna wrote:
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Oh, I blame that Miranda.


I get the fookin' blame fer everything 'round 'ere! :wink: I'm such a good girl too!

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:04 am
by Tehya
Silly! but good! =D>

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:59 am
by Miranda
Since you like the Beatles so much Ehl.......

*beams*

Lady Ehlanna, knickers at your feet
Wonder if your knees will ever get to meet?
Shoes are all grubby, your stockings are all rent.
Been spending lots of time with your knees bent?

Friday night you end up with smeared lipstick
Sunday morning with a sore bum!
Monday morning with something icky dried on your face
Been having fun?

Lady Ehlanna, the blokes say you are the best
Probs cos' you go around flashing your breasts!

Lady Ehlanna, never tied down to a bed
Well it really makes the angle hard when giving head.

Tuesday afternoon a small walk in the forest
Wednesday morning, wake covered in cum
Thursday night your stockings needed mending
and again, a sore bum!
Lady Ehlanna, knickers at your feet
Wonder if your knees will ever get to meet?

*fade*


*runs!*

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:55 am
by Ehlanna
LMAO! :)

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:21 am
by Stormbringer
Ditto

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:52 am
by Ehlanna
Apologies to Simon and Garfunkel ....

Hello dark elf, my old fiend
I've come to tease you once again
Because a moriel softly crying
Made me smile while I was sleeping
And the Valara that was gagged in my cellar
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Nanth' streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my ears were stabbed by the scream of a catgirl slut
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand moriel, maybe more
Valara moaning with the spanking
Valara wiggling without moving
Valara making moans that moriel never share
No one dare
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools" said I, "You do not know
Silence like a catgirl drips
Hear my words that I might enspell you
Take my spanks that I might teach you"
But my hands like silent raindrops fell
And echoed on the arse of Valara

And the moriel bowed and prayed
To the Elven god they made
And the spell crashed out its forming
In the acts that it was causing
And the spell said "The words of the seductress
Are making the moriel Valara
Attend upon her
Whilst wearing those pink fluffy slippers"

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:21 am
by Lindor
:lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D>

Re: To the tune of ...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:43 pm
by Tehya
Very nice! I enjoy sing reading.