Humans... You got to love um.

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Humans... You got to love um.

Postby Tawny on Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:54 am

Helpful Instructions
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:
1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
7. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END
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Re: Humans... You got to love um.

Postby VMN1998 on Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:27 am

*facepalm* I knew people where stupid, but that... tops everything I have ever seen!
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Re: Humans... You got to love um.

Postby Akaton on Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:43 pm

There are plenty out there. Heres two good ones ive had bookmarked for a while

http://www.oddee.com/item_88437.aspx

http://rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml
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Postby Farvel on Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:09 pm

The depressing thing is of course knowing that the only reason those labels are there is because people DO in fact make those silly mistakes. #-o

I actually saw more than once people use a lighter to check for gas leaks on a pipe. It seems the world is full of Darwin award wannabes.
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