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"I... what? What kind of question even...? A candle would go out like, instantly when trying to fight so... unless that's the challenge? If that was the case then... I'd say probably me since I'm more kinda, dexterous than Abby or Airy so I can probably hold it steadier more? Especially steadier than Airy, she's always so hyper! But... why are we fighting? Why do we need to hold candles and... why are we naked?? I have so many questions about your question!"Ithilwen wrote:If there was a fight between the three of you and you had to fight naked, while keeping a candle lit while holding it who would win?
“Airy thinks she’d win! How? Cuz whenever the candle goes out... Airy can just light it back up! Of course, Lady Abby can do the same, but she’s no adorable fae, you know! So she has her limits! She definitely isn’t as tiny and sneaky and cute as an Airy!! .. Why do we gotta be naked though, anyways?”Ithilwen wrote:If there was a fight between the three of you and you had to fight naked, while keeping a candle lit while holding it who would win?
"What... What the bloody hell kinda question is this? But I s'pose I'm obligated ta answer so... I'd have ta say I'd have a good chance of winnin' that fight! I mean, if we're all naked then that means they ain't got any enchantments ta back 'em up so it'll all comes down ta who naturally has the toughest body. The question does say the handle has ta be kept lit too so... I doubt either Airy or Ammey would move around too much. So if we take that into consideration - along with body height, weight, and general stamina... Lemme draw up a lil' chart 'ere and... What. What're ya two lookin' at me like that fer...?"Ithilwen wrote:If there was a fight between the three of you and you had to fight naked, while keeping a candle lit while holding it who would win?
"Oh. Let's see here... The ones where I can have a clear view of their -faces-. -And- their hands. Dunno what people might be doin' with either one... And considerin' what people can do with magic or whatever else out there, it pays well ta be safe unless ya really trust 'em. And I HATE the ones where people try ta lift me up; like they think I'm some fragile lil' and light thing that they think they can do whatever they want and drop whenever they want. But personally, I especially enjoy positions like the 'bellow' ahaha... Huh? It's the one where the woman gets on top and bounce up and down! Why, what do -you- call the 'bellow'...? The bloody hell's a 'doggy' anyway...?"Kiki wrote:oooh!! Lianna has a question! Dear A-Team, which sex position do you like the best?
*psst Lianna likes doggy*
*Blushes heavily*"Uh... well then! I uh... I have to be truthful in these, right? Well uh... assuming a certain Fae doesn't barge in and ruin it all... I'm not sure I really HAVE a major preference, as long as it feels nice then... I don't think I'd really mind if I was laying on my back or front or something more exotic, ooh but there's something to be said for kneeling down and giving a good sucking or licking! Or recieving of course... and who doesn't like a good bellowing? Oh but for maximum penetration you gotta have one leg on the shoulder... male or female I guess but there's nothing quite like the slap of balls while kneeling or being... uh, excuse me I just remembered I uh... forgot to.. wash up today."*Scurries off!*Kiki wrote:oooh!! Lianna has a question! Dear A-Team, which sex position do you like the best?
*psst Lianna likes doggy*
"Whichever one that's easier for Airy to pull Lady Abby or Kitty away so they can do what's more important: paying attention to their Airy! Airies should not be neglected! Ohhh, you like doggies, too? Doggies are great! Airy loves petting them! Lady Abby, doggies are like woofers, yaknow! What's a woofer? A woofer's a fuzzy bow-wow! ... what's a fuzzy bow-wow? A fuzzy bow-wow is a precious barker!"Kiki wrote:oooh!! Lianna has a question! Dear A-Team, which sex position do you like the best?
*psst Lianna likes doggy*
“Ohhh, nothing much. Just a few songs, that everyone has heard! ‘Pork Chop!’ was the first of them. You could probably guess what it’s about. NOPE! It’s not that! Keke, it’s a love ballad between Lady Abby and Pork Chop! Ohh, you still want to know what that means? Well, it’s just adorable! ‘Oh you are the most wonderousssss piggleeeee, I have ever seeeennnn... When I squish your facleeeee, you can only grinnnnnn’. Stuff like that! But‘Pritty Kitty’ is Airy’s personal favorite, though! It’s about Kitty, you know! And how pretty she is! But if you want to hear an epic, then sit a while, and listen, to the tale of ‘A-Pals At Sea’!”Rida_Cherryglade wrote:Rida Cherryglade "has Airy written any famous poems or musical pieces of the A teams exploits yet?"
"'Love balled between me and Pork-- ... wait, was THAT the song ya were talkin' about while ya dressed up like me that one time?? The others kept giving me odd looks all week! That's nuff out of ya...!" *tries to usher Airy away*Rida_Cherryglade wrote:Rida Cherryglade "has Airy written any famous poems or musical pieces of the A teams exploits yet?"
"Airy you... you don't actually... SING about that stuff to people do you?? Wait is that why I wake up sometimes with bows in my hair where I can't see them until someone points it out? DANGIT AIRY!!" *Helps Abby in trying to get Airy out of here before more embarassment can be caused!*Rida_Cherryglade wrote:Rida Cherryglade "has Airy written any famous poems or musical pieces of the A teams exploits yet?"
"That's... a surprisingly tough question. And two of us, huh... Mind's goin' in real dark places right now, but! ... I'm gonna have to go with myself and... oh, I really hope she ain't gotta have this out fer me: Airy. Lemme explain, though! I've lived my life havin' done lotta things I still regret ta this day... and I ain't sure how much longer I've left really in my human years. So I'd think my death would be the least damagin'. Now as fer why I choose Airy... Ahaha... Dunno how ta really say this, but with how much she says she likes me, I'd think she'd be real sad if I die and she lives. Dunno if people are -ready- ta deal with a sad Airy. Believe me, it ain't always easy! Ammey should live, though; she's got a good start and people do generally like her."Adonai wrote:If two of you had to die to save one, no rezzes who would be saved?
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