by Miranda on Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:36 pm
Somehow (!) Miranda had got one of the invitations. Well, she supposed, she was known in the Inn as an entertainer. Certainly ever since the incident with the egg at any rate. There was a moment when she nearly threw it away, but then the "50 mhls" lept out and hit her between the eyes! Well 50 mhl was 50mhl now wasn't it?! And given she'd already been working on a song when the invitation arrived...No, that was a lie. She'd been working on -adding- to the song when the invitation arrived. She'd already sung it - as indeed had quite a few people in the Inn by the time they'd got the hang of the choruses. She writes a note!
To her most gracious imperial bard,
Please find enclosed a song that I have composed. It is liked in the Inn and your ladyship is seen most favourably because of it. I trust it causes -you- no offence.
I remain, your most obedient servant.
Miranda
Now interestingly anyone who had -heard- Miranda would not have ascribed those words to her - but that perhaps is another story. Of more relevance is the attachment. A much folded piece of paper which contains the following song lyrics:
The balard of Sorgram and Tehya
So now here's a story about a marriage that broke, as Tehya turned that effigy to smoke; and she smiled as she turned and walked away - for at least it was an end to a lousy lay. It wasn't what he did that made her sick, it was really the fact that he came too quick; no wonder he shagged all the girls that were nice; none of the others would have him twice!
*Chorus* Sorgram and Tehya, it really is quite sad, the marriage is over, the sex was too bad. Sorgram and Teyha, she is the bard, and he is the man who needs help to get hard
"Oh he struts around but the girls they all mock, for when having sex he still wears his socks, it's Tehya we're sad for - for she is sweet; and for these past years she's put up his feet. No wonder the poor girl has had the blues, for next to her bedroom he keeps his shoes, not even the sulphur could cover it up, no wonder lately the volcano threw up!"
*Chorus* Sorgram and Tehya, it really is sad, the marriage is over, the sex was too bad. Sorgram and Teyha, she is so sweet, and he is the one with stinky feet.
"He has an altar for kinky play, well he has to tie them to something to make them stay; and even if his socks do start to pong, girls can take comfort it won't take that long. A quick thrust or two is all he does need, but I tell the ladies they won't be in need; no itch to scratch as the altar they're on, for that they would have needed to be turned on"
*Chorus* Sorgram and Tehya, it really is sad, the marriage is over, the sex was too bad. Sorgram and Teyha, a woman so kind, a pity that love often wants to be blind.
"And why in the sack, is he so bad? He likes ladies bums? No! he likes the lads!; oh he's in denial, he'd be in shock - but the truth is he really wants cock" "Oh? You don't believe me about what I say? Well he shagged that Rebecca and now she is gay"
*Chorus* Sorgram and Tehya, it really is sad, the marriage is over, the sex was too bad. Sorgram and Teyha, it was no fun, for Sorgam just wanted poor Teyha's bum!
"He asked *Can we dress up?* as he held a dress nice and thin, but imagine her face when the dress was for him! She did try her best, she gave all the feels; but she finally quit when she saw all of his heels. A girl has her pride and a girl has her shoes but when her husband has more, then she had nothing to lose. And so...
*Chorus* Sorgram and Tehya, it really is sad, the marriage is over, the sex was too bad. Sorgram and Teyha, he was such a flirt, so manly so powerful - and so cute in a skirt!
Well...50 mhls -was- 50 mhls!