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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality;
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need some nymphs
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the slut blows, doesn't really matter to me,
to me
L`aquera, just fucked a man
Put my puss against his head
Pushed my hips, now he's in my bed
L`aquera, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
L`aquera, oo-o-o-o-oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
But if I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Cum again, cum again, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye virginity - it's got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and blow the elf
L'aquera, oo-o-o--oo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to blow
I sometimes wish I'd never given head at all...
I see a little fellatio of a man
(Scathien, Scathien will you do the fandango
Thunder B-anna and lightning - very very frightening me)
Garulfo, (Garulfo),
Garulfo, (Garulfo),
Garulfo Franco - (magnifico-o-o-o-o)
I'm just a poor elf and nobody loves me
(He's just a poor elf from a poor family
Spare him his life from this pork sausaging)
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Belphegor! No! We will not let you go - let him go
Belphegor! We will not let you go - let him go
Belphegor! We will not let you go - let him go
Will not let you go
Will not let you go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no-
Oh Macavity, Macavity, (Macavity let me go)
Belphegor has a penis put aside
for me
for me
for ME!
So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
I just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh...
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
nothing really matters...
to meeee
Anyway the elf blows
You walked into the Inn like you were walking over a Chirot
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your eyes were scarlet
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself garotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your victim
They'd be your victim, and...
You're so Valayne, you probably think this song is about you
You're so Valayne, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?
You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my cider
Clouds in my cider, and...
You're so Valayne, you probably think this song is about you
You're so Valayne, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my cider
Clouds in my cider, and...
You're so Valayne, you probably think this song is about you
You're so Valayne, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?
Well I hear you went up to Valencia and your whore naturally won
Then you flew your Mephos up to Nanthalion
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...
You're so Valayne, you probably think this song is about you
You're so Valayne, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?
You're so Valayne, you probably think this song is about you
You're so Valayne, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?
Stormbringer wrote:I always thout it was Carley Simon about Warren Beatty but now you got me thinking about cider...
Miranda all my magics seemed so make a slut.
Now it looks as though I spoke too soon, but.
Oh, I believed in Miranda.
Suddenly I'm not half the elf I used to be.
There's a cantrip hanging over me.
Oh, Miranda came suddenly.
Why she had to cum, I don't know, she couldn't say.
I said the spell wrong, now I long for Miranda.
Miranda, love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believed in Miranda.
Why she had to cum, I don't know, she couldn't say.
I cast the thing wrong, now I long for Miranda.
Miranda, love was such an easy slut to lay.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believed in Miranda.
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your hand was on your cock
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...
You're so Van, you probably think these boobs are too small
You're so Van, I'll bet you think these boobs are too small
Don't you? Don't You?
You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that I made such a tremendous pair
And that you would motor-boat
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
You're so Van, you probably think these boobs are too small
You're so Van, I'll bet you think these boobs are too small
Don't you? Don't You?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
You're so Van, you probably think these boobs are too small
You're so Van, I'll bet you think these boobs are too small
Don't you? Don't You?
Well I hear you went up to Valencia with your slave unnatural boobs
Then you flew a Mephos up to Nanthalion
To see a totally huge pair of jugs
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld elf or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...
You're so Van, you probably think these boobs are too small
You're so Van, I'll bet you think these boobs are too small
Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?
You're so Van, you probably think these boobs are too small
You're so Van, I'll bet you think these boobs are too small
Don't you? Don't You?
Dae-o, Dae-o
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Dae, me say Dae, me say Dae, me say Dae
Me say Dae, me say Dae-o
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Work all night on a drink of rum
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Suck Ehlanna till de morning come
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister ISA man, collar me Amara
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister ISA man, collar me Amara
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Lift six inch, seven inch, eight inch cock
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Six inch, seven inch, eight inch cock
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Dae, me say Dae-o
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Dae, me say Dae, me say Dae, me say Dae, me say Dae, me say Dae
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
A beautiful bunch o' rabid Goblins
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Hide the Paladin Trelander
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Suck six inch, seven inch, eight inch cock
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Six inch, seven inch, eight inch cock
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Dae, me say Dae-o
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Dae, me say Dae, me say Dae, me say Dae...
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister ISA man, colalr me Amara
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister ISA man, tally me Amara
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Dae-o, Dae-o
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
Dae, me say Dae, me say Dae, me say Dae
Me say Dae, me say Dae-o
DaeLaren come and me wan' go home
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