Visual Effect
Boils - For when you want to gross people out
Scales - Comes in a variety of fish, lizard, dragon and armadillo!
Luminescence - For when you want to glow in the dark! Colors optional.
Creepy Crawlies - Make it appear like you got a whole lotta somethings crawling all over!
Snakes - Make it looks like serpents are coiling and creeping all over.
Lightning - Make bolts and flashes of elemental lightning dance across it!
Sound Effect
Ghostly Whails
Chirping Birds
Bell Chime
XXX - Makes wet sloppy, slapping, moaning degenerate sounds!
Humm
Hymn
Ohm
Whistling
Insect Buzz
Phrase - Order a custom phrase to be input and recited anytime an actio or command is given! Maybe even to help wake your sorry ass up in the morning.
Enhancements
From A to ZOMG! - For ladies who feel a little lacking in the chest department or those who just want to stack more onto that rack. Adds one cup size per enchantment.
Junk'n the Trunk - For anyone who thinks their butt just isn't big'n soft enough! Adds 1in of jiggly padding per enchantent.
Maximum Effort! - For men feeling a bit inadequate or just trying to outdo the competition, this one is just for you! By ramping up blood flow and pooling in the penis, it can increase his natural length and girth by 10%! (WARNING: Cannot exceed maximum limit permitted by staff. Also your dick becomes EXTREMELY sensitive! Try to make it last more than a few seconds.)
Hyperproduction - For men who really want to make a mess, of themselves and/or their lovers. This greatly increases a man's natural semen production and ejaculations! (WARNING: Your partners may reaaaaaally not like being painted completely white! Also, balls tend to swell many times their original size when used. So you'd better cum quick or you're going to be doing one hell of a tanuki cosplay!)