First off, very sorry for my absence. I know I'm gonna get told I shouldn't be apologizing, but I still feel the need to.
Long story short, I've been holed up in the hospital for a bit because of complications that came about when I accidentally hurt myself (sneezing, of all things). Not really sure if it's an extension of my bones being weak/brittle, or my Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma that I have in remission messed with my bone marrow in a way that wasn't accounted for.
I don't have a brain for medicine or any of that, so, importantly, I foiled life's attempt to shuffle me off the coil! I'm still in pretty bad condition, but stable and at home, so hopefully i'll be functional enough to pop back in and be a hot mess in both the OOC room and in rp :}